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 * The Revolution Will Not Be Streaming Live**

You will not be able to do the "dew", child. You will not be able to stop, drop, and roll. You will not be able to spin around on marijuana , Skip out for a bite to eat, Because the revolution will not be streaming live.

The revolution will not be streaming live. The revolution will not be brought to you on facebook All at once without commercial interruptions. The revolution will not show you pictures of poor children living on the streets and being led to hospitals by health care. The revolution will not be streaming live.

The revolution will not be brought to you by the Golden Globe Awards and will not star Tom Hanks and Mel Gibson or Ice-t and Betty. The revolution will not give your eyes clear version. The revolution will not get rid of the unwanted hairs. The revolution will not make you look like you care, because the revolution will not be streaming live, child.

There will be no pictures of you and your drug dealer pushing the coke down the rich white kids on the block or trying to put that 100 G's into a stolen car. MTV will not be able to predict American Idol's winner or report from NYC The revolution will not be streaming live.

There will be no pictures of airplanes crashing into buildings children dying of aids. There will be no pictures of airplanes crashing into buildings children dying of aids. There will be no pictures of Hilary Clinton being escorted into the White House with a new cabinet. There will be no fast forward or tivo of George W Bush strolling through Iraq, in a Red, White and Blue suit that he had been saving For just the right country.

Mad TV, The Real World, and Saturday Night Live will no longer be so damned funny, and men will not care if breast implants will finally feel Real on Days of Our Lives because people of New Orleans will be in the street looking for their homes. The revolution will not be streaming live.

There will be no playbacks on the ESPN Super Bowl tackles of the Chicago Bears terrorists and Alqada apologizing out loud The theme song will not be written by Kanye West, Snoop doggy dog, nor sung by Brittney Spears, Alicia Keys, Michelle Branch, Lenny Kravtiz, or Danity Kane. The revolution will not be streaming live.

The revolution will not be right back after a break about a fave five, minty fresh, or just do it. You will not have to worry about children Caving into a nicotine crave, drug addiction, gambling problems The revolution will not go better with Luna carpet The revolution will not fight the wrinkles that may form The revolution will put you at the top of your game

The revolution will not be streaming live, will not be streaming live, will not be streaming live, will not be streaming live. The revolution will be no slow-motion child; The revolution will be now.